hell, inc.

◊ corporate afterlife division ◊

internal memo: project documentation
FROM: universe.documentation@hell-inc.void

SUBJECT: Hell, Inc. Universe Documentation & Personnel Database

This central repository serves as documentation for the Hell, Inc. universe - a personal worldbuilding project exploring what happens when the afterlife operates like a modern corporation, complete with bureaucratic inefficiency, office politics, and departmental rivalries that span millennia.

The setting combines urban fantasy elements with corporate satire, following characters who navigate the absurdity of celestial bureaucracy while dealing with very real supernatural consequences. Current operational focus includes exploring the tension between individual agency and institutional expectations, the possibility of redemption in systems designed to categorize people as "good" or "evil," and what happens when a reformed demon has to work customer service for eternity.

WARNING: Expect morally complex characters, redemption arcs, found family dynamics, enemies-to-lovers tension, and probably too many jokes about filing paperwork in triplicate. Side effects may include existential questions about the nature of good and evil, an inexplicable urge to organize your own afterlife bureaucracy, and sudden sympathy for supernatural middle management.

CURRENT STATUS: Active development. New personnel files and territorial documentation added regularly.

Use the navigation above to access specific departments and documentation.

personnel files

active agents & entities - main cast

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kazimir_dmitri
.guardian

kazimir

guardian angel / reformed

Former Russian revolutionary (deceased 1890s) who served nearly a century in Hell's infantry before his unprecedented defection to Heaven. Currently assigned to guardian duties despite his... unconventional background. Known issues: anger management, nicotine addiction, general disregard for celestial protocol. Status: probationary but effective.

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pyralis_nova
.guardian

pyralis

guardian angel / junior

Rookie guardian angel representing the new generation of celestial personnel. Petite redhead with an optimistic outlook that has yet to be crushed by bureaucratic reality. Demonstrates unwavering faith in The Guidelines despite constant demonic harassment. Frequently clashes with senior staff over "proper procedure."

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vassago_executive
.fallen

vassago

fallen angel / advisor

Senior executive in Hell's corporate structure, specializing in soul acquisition and corruption consulting. Aristocratic bearing masks calculating intelligence and centuries of experience in manipulation. Maintains several Earth-based subsidiary companies. Commands substantial imp workforce and one loyal hellhound.

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jinx_01
.hellhound

jinx

hellhound / shapeshifter

Juvenile hellhound (approx. 50 years) with dual-form capability: massive canine beast and human-adjacent appearance. Abandoned by biological parents, raised and trained by Vassago. Demonstrates absolute loyalty to handler alongside typical hellhound mischief tendencies. Warning: do not feed chocolate.

system database

operational parameters & protocols

HELL_INC:// database_query --verbose --all --access_level=admin
$ search --category="contracts" --type="legal"
> Binding supernatural agreements requiring blood signature. Terms must be fulfilled exactly, though interpretation may vary significantly. Demon legal department specializes in creative loophole exploitation. Standard contract duration: soul's natural lifespan + eternity clause.
$ search --category="guidelines" --authority="celestial"
> Mandatory regulations for all guardian angel personnel. Key restrictions: no interference with mortal free will, no romantic entanglements with assignments, mandatory progress reports every 72 hours, strict adherence to miracle quotas. Violation penalties range from probation to expulsion.
$ search --category="species" --classification="hybrid"
> [CLASSIFIED - LEVEL 7] Nephilim: Angel-human hybrid offspring. Colloquially "starsparks." Existence violates Article 7 of Celestial-Mortal Non-Interference Act. Abilities manifest under extreme stress. Discovery protocols: immediate containment. Authorized personnel only.
$ search --category="species" --type="demonic"
> Multiple classifications: Corrupted mortal souls (post-damnation), native Hell spawn (various subspecies), fallen angel command structure. Hellhounds: demonic canines, shapeshifting capability, extreme loyalty to handlers. Imps: minor demons, clerical work, gossip distribution network.
$ search --category="species" --type="celestial"
> Two primary classifications: Upper-level angels (formed from divine light, archangel tier), Guardian angels (recruited post-mortem humans, middle management tier). All angels bound by Guidelines system. Fallen angels retain powers but operate under infernal jurisdiction.
$ search --category="organizations" --realm="heaven"
> Heaven Inc. operates as celestial bureaucracy. Key departments: Guardian Academy (training), Miracle Department (divine intervention processing), Divine Assembly (legislative body), Celestial Spire (executive headquarters). Known for: excessive paperwork, committee meetings, office politics spanning millennia.
$ search --category="organizations" --realm="hell"
> Hell Inc. corporate structure with fallen angel executives, demon employees, subsidiary Earth operations. Headquarters: Pandemonium metroplex. Specializes in: soul acquisition, corruption consulting, legal loophole exploitation, competitive corporate espionage against Heaven.
$ search --category="personnel" --rank="archangel"
> MICHAEL: Supreme commander, warrior background, authority issues with subordinates. GABRIEL: Communications director, reality TV enthusiast, micromanagement tendencies. URIEL: IT administrator/"Sphere Guardian", system security specialist. RAPHAEL: Miracle consultant, fee-for-service operations (technically legal).
$ search --category="personnel" --classification="fallen_angel"
> LUCIFER: Original fallen angel, CEO status, distinctive red hair, rock star aesthetic. VASSAGO: Senior advisor, soul corruption specialist, commands imp workforce. DAGON: Corporate operations, boardroom specialist. AZAZEL: Human relations (hostile), specializes in relationship destruction.
$ search --category="protocols" --type="romance"
> [RESTRICTED] Angels strictly forbidden from romantic/sexual relationships with mortals. Discovery results in severe punishment up to and including expulsion. This restriction exists to prevent: mission compromise, power imbalances, potential nephilim creation. Enforcement: immediate and unforgiving.
$ logout
> Session terminated. Have a blessed day.
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$ access --file="comprehensive_lorebook.db" --export
> Accessing comprehensive world documentation...
> File size: 847.3 KB | Last modified: [ONGOING]
> Contains: Detailed character profiles, historical records, organizational charts, geographical surveys, supernatural classifications, bureaucratic procedures, incident reports

territorial survey

realm documentation & travel advisories

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pandemonium_metroplex
.realm

pandemonium

hell's capital / corporate hub

Hell's sprawling metropolitan center and primary corporate headquarters. Features towering high-rise buildings that reflect the perpetual scarlet sky, extensive underground transit systems, and enough office space to house millennia of bureaucratic operations. Home to Hell's major government facilities and the infamous legal district.

celestial_spire
.realm

celestial spire

heaven hq / divine tower

Heaven's primary administrative complex - a magnificent crystalline tower stretching infinitely upward through clouds of golden light. Houses archangel executive suites, the Divine Assembly chamber, and endless floors of cubicles where angelic bureaucrats process prayers, miracle requests, and soul evaluations with heavenly efficiency.

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limbo_city
.realm

limbo city

border settlement / neutral zone

Lawless frontier town located just beyond the River Styx, serving as Hell's unofficial border crossing. Features a thriving black market, criminal underworld, and surprisingly good coffee shops. Smugglers frequently transport Earth goods through here, making it a vital hub for both legitimate business and shadier enterprises.

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earth_material_plane
.realm

earth

contested territory / battleground

The primary battleground where Heaven and Hell wage their eternal influence war over mortal souls. Humans remain largely unaware of the supernatural conflict surrounding them. Both sides maintain corporate presences - fallen angels running legitimate businesses while angels work through charitable organizations.